by Chris Vegvary
So Christmas is coming around again, and Santa should be
dropping down your chimney sometime in the next few weeks. What are you
prepared to do about that? You could always disguise yourself as an elf, or one
of Santa’s reindeer, or if you think you can seduce and then capture him, try
wearing a sexy Mrs. Santa Clause outfit to distract him.
Your pet may need to outwit Santa as well, and you want to
be able to give them every opportunity. In order to trick Santa, for whatever
reason you may be doing it…ok, let’s be honest: you’re trying to get that sack
he’s carrying away from him because he broke into your house and started
putting boxes that don’t belong to you under your tree. Who does this guy think
he is, right?
There may be another way to confuse Santa, however, but keep
this on the downlow. If you want to freak Santa out, get yourself a Santa costume, get yourself a beard, and wait for him to come down the chimney. Once
he hesitates, that’s your chance to react. String him up with Christmas lights
and get that bag away from him, and there you have it: captured Santa. After that,
he’s yours to do with what you will, but I would recommend letting him finish
his rounds first…don’t want any children out there to not get their presents.
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